Quem diz que eu não sei cozinhar, obviamente nunca provou do meu miojo.

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E quando eu abro a geladeira:

maravilhanaervilha:

Expectativas: gelatina, chocolate, sorvete, doce, etc.

Realidade: ovo, água, feijão e manteiga.
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Quando alguém está falando em um programa de televisão e sai aquele “piii” para censurar algo que ele falou:

maravilhanaervilha:

( ) Ele falou palavrão na televisão!

(x) Eu sei qual foi o palavrão!

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Até palavrão em inglês é mais legal.

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